Crybation

To masturbate with your own tears. If unable to produce tears, visine or a laboratory produced tear will suffice.

After the complete dejection of the entire female population, Paul was left with crybation as his only means of fulfillment.

by Not the Paul in the Example November 14, 2009

crybaby

A person who is obsessed with Melanie Martinez in a very, very, very, healthy way.

I am the biggest Crybaby ever in existed

by GabbieCrybabyPanicDemi06 April 21, 2018

Flavor Crevasse

Synonym for female genitalia. The term "flavor crevasse" is usually used in reference to cunnilingus however however it has grown in acceptance as a more general term for vagina, akin to pussy or twat.

1. Marissa's flavor crevasse was particularly pungent last night. We shouldn't have had beef vindaloo for dinner.

2. I'd stuff her flavor crevasse any day.

by Ezmo September 29, 2007

Cravath

This term refers to a place of business where management is crooked.

*A business which doesn't value its employees.

Yo Jay, I got a new gig at this place doing IT.

Oh, werd? Congrats! Make sure they ain't Cravath my dude...

by James Werdsbond December 4, 2010

Crywank

Collective noun for NZ gun owners who opposed the 2019 Arms Amendment Bill.

The Parliamentary debate was briefly interrupted by a loud crywank led by Mr Tipple, which ultimately proved ineffective

by Maestro Sartori April 11, 2019

Cryarhea

Excessive,Exaggerated Crying,for little or no reason.

What's with the Emos? Have they got Cryarhea,or what?

by Waboa February 13, 2009

cRYANon

An optical illusion to make others think it says "Crayon" when it really says "Ryan"

Look at that dime piece over there, I wanna write on her face with a cRYANon.

by cRYANon September 12, 2009