crusty keebler

dried up jizz left all over pants after beating off

cory has crusty keebler all over his shirt

by brent little December 3, 2006

crusty boot

The used condom you find when you wake up in the morning after a drunken porkfest. The crusty boot can be found in the bed, on the floor, up your ass/vag, or even in the refrigerator or other unlikely location. A condom which has fecal matter or blood on the outside of it could be considered extra crusty.

I pulled a crusty boot out of my asshole when I woke up today- Man I must have been shitfaced last night.

by JC4556 June 19, 2007

crusty busted

When a crusty *dirty hobo punk, usually has a dog and raggedy jacket* beats the hell out of you.

Bob: Damn what happened to Jack
Tom: Dude petted this dog and his hobo owner crusty busted him

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

Crustasaurus

A crusty Dinosaur-like creature. Known to have loose morals and a penchant for vodka. He possesses an amazing but sadly unseen kick

Joe: Ferg you're so scaldy, stop trying to meet everything
Ferg: Cawwwww!!!!!!!!
Joe: You absolute Crustasaurus

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

crusty bell flake

An extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of semen and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering...can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the anal hair of an arabian horse.

See that Oliver guy? He had a nasty case of crusty bell flake...

by lordanalwart June 10, 2011

Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.

Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!

by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

Crusty Hastings

The extreme end of a cigarette, usually a gift from a vagrant or otherwise trashy individual. Like a bust down only way smaller. The dregs.

"I needed a cigarette, but I could only get that guy's crusty hastings."
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"Hey man, can I get your crusty hastings?

by MisterGross March 12, 2013