Yo crunch

Derived from a yogurt brand,

used in the same sense as yo homie
a salutation.

Man number one: Yo crunch! What's crackin' yo?
man number two: why are you talking like that?
man number one: I'm sorry.

by Mike McGuire January 26, 2005

boo crunch

a gender nuetral term for significant other, refers to either a serious commitment or a small fling

Person 1; Hey boo crunch can you pass me that folder?
Person 2; Sure thing

by boocrunch1 March 27, 2019

nut crunch

Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.

Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.

"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?

"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."

by citation June 11, 2008

crotch crunch

a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack

my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly

by chugger shane February 20, 2011

crunch with somebody

interested to do playful activities with someone

Hey, I wanna crunch with somebody.

by Irma boy December 18, 2016

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 04, 2006

crunch wrap

The best food item from Taco Bell. Its only $2.03

Yo nigga, i went my ass to Taco Bell and got me a Crunch Wrap. IM FULL!!!

by Inconsiderate White Man July 19, 2006