coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

Crocking

The act of inserting the penis in-between two rocks and thrusting.

Bob loved crocking on a Tuesday evening.

by emix1111 October 27, 2020

Butt Crushing

Verb

Having agressive anal sex without lubrication.

I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.

by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin March 2, 2011

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Creeching

Hungover/delirious. Also, drunk/delirious.
Often is shown by people to have had very little sleep with much to drink.

Guy 1: DUDE! I can't stop laughing! I think I'm still drunk from last night! Why are we at McD's at 8:00 am!?

Guy 2: You are totally creeching right now, but so am I! Let's get some more hotcakes...

by Menard0609 December 7, 2009

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006