Commit Bleach Drink

The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.

Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.

by PeePeePooPooMan2 October 20, 2018

Commit Leaf-blower

This is the act of wrapping a man's penis hole around a leaf blower, and subsequently turning on the leaf blower.

Fuck you, Kyle!
No, fuck you, why don't you go commit leaf-blower!

by shmamuul May 14, 2020

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

When a person has small tits and is proud of it

Jeff: Hey you see Megan? She has no tits.
Josh: Yeah she say’s she is the leader of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

by Lhiquidd November 4, 2019

commitment

Something men are frequently afraid of.
Proposal of this will most definently end a relationship.

Me:I love you
Guy slowly backs away then turns and sprints

by gcgirl February 5, 2004

committee whore

a person, who is irritatingly involved with everything in their reach to grab some limelight, they are often attention seeking, brown nosers and liked by not many

person 1: whoa that janette is involved with all the committees at school, she is such a loser
person 2: yeah, her mums a committee whore at school aswell

by mx3 January 20, 2006

ninja-commit

When you commit source code to the repository without telling management.

I did a ninja-commit yesterday so it should be working since the installation this morning!

by n3Mo_ July 16, 2010

The Committee

A group of fine gentlemen that looks to enjoy the little things in life and provide happiness to the world around it. The members and associates are very good friends and can count on one another for support in times of need. Known for the "Bros B4 Hoes" mentality, and often seen at 7-Eleven or in a Ford Focus.

Tom Cruise: "Man, I sure wish I could be a member of The Committee. Hell, I'd even jump on Oprah's couch again!"

Megan Fox: "Haven't you heard? The Committee is an exclusive organization, and you can only be an associate if you are a hot chick or a blood brother. COMEON!"

by Who is Erik Jones? July 14, 2010