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The Crock

This happens when a person is really bored and decides to 3D print a new type of shooes by fusioning a pair of crocks and the incredible The Rock.
-Dear, wear the special shooes this night. We are going to my friends' wedding
-You mean The Crocks?
by B1anked January 14, 2022
mugGet the The Crockmug.

Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.
"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"
by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025
mugGet the Nepalese Crock-potmug.

Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.
I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.
by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017
mugGet the Crock-Blockmug.

Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.
Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!
by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019
mugGet the Crock potmug.

pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!
Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!
by Povedaindenver May 5, 2018
mugGet the pot of crockmug.

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...
Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!
by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015
mugGet the crock pot poopmug.

The Bon Crock

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock
by Bon Soc February 7, 2022
mugGet the The Bon Crockmug.

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