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Crock-potted

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"
by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016
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crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...
Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!
by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015
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Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.
Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!
by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019
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Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.
"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"
by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025
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Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.
I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.
by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
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