pot of crock

Crock of shit! Bullshiy! Lies!
Katie told me she met a new guy last night, I told her that's a pot of crock!
by Povedaindenver February 10, 2018
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Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.
I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.
by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017
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The Bon Crock

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock”
by Bon Soc February 08, 2022
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crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

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I have created a crock monster
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When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 17, 2018
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Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.
"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"
by Mcflurzle September 05, 2019
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