Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

by CamShaft February 13, 2023

Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.

I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.

by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017

upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Crocked up

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Crock Bucky

A phrase commonly used in the Deep South region of the United States, referring to a large, rectangular bucket used by hunters to catch large alligators.

And then I told Jim that Home Depot still had Crock Buckys

by CrockBucky77 July 10, 2018