cell phone

A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)

That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.

by MrFranklin July 1, 2006

Celli

The italian plural of cello.

tthe conductor motioned for the celli to decrescendo.

by amelie January 22, 2005

cellfie

Taking a picture of yourself from your prison cell.

Prisoner: "This is an 8x10 of me livin it up in my 8x10. Cellfie!"

by Cellm8 May 15, 2014

Emerald Cell

A fusion hardcore band from Philly/New Jersey. Established in 2001 then disbanded in '02. Two original members "Lefty" and "Juvie-D" have recently brought the band back after an 8 year hiatus (as a duo). New music will be released throughout 2010.

emerald cell

by EmeraldCell2010 March 26, 2010

Cell Processor

Cell is a microprocessor architecture jointly developed by a Sony, Toshiba, and IBM alliance known as STI.

Cell is a shorthand for Cell Broadband Engine Architecture, commonly abbreviated CBEA in full or Cell BE in part. Cell combines a general-purpose POWER-architecture core of modest performance with streamlined coprocessing elements which greatly accelerate multimedia and vector processing applications, as well as many other forms of dedicated computation.

The major commercial application of Cell is in Sony's upcoming PlayStation 3 game console which is slated to launch in November 2006. It will also become available in a blade configuration from Mercury Computer Systems. Toshiba has announced plans to incorporate Cell in high definition television sets. Exotic features such as the XDR memory subsystem and coherent EIB interconnect appear to position Cell for future applications in the supercomputing space to exploit the Cell processor's prowess in floating point kernels.

Up to Two-Billion calculations a second.

Sources:
--OPM (Official Playstation Magazine)
--Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)

Sony will use the cell processor in its next-gen console, the PS3

by Matt McManus June 28, 2006

cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

by Allanator July 6, 2011

cell whore

A neurotic condition whereby a self-important person has the need to answer a cell phone call or continue a cell phone conversation regardless of the awkwardness of the situation or location where the call is taking place.

Airport restrooms are great locations for observing cell whores and this odd behavior.

Skip is such a cell whore, he took a call from his office, walked to the men's room, did his "business", flushed, and walked back to his office. All this and he never missed a beat. He kept the conversation going, except he did not wash his hands.

by jabber the hut July 16, 2009