Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Cranberry Cock

Fucking a girl on her period and then getting her blood and/or blood clots on your dick.

Jake: I just did my girl and got cranberry cock!
Dan: dude what the fuck

by binary starrzzzzzzzzz December 12, 2023

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

Cranberry Wings

to have sex when a woman is on her period the 'wings' refer to the splattered blood on the mans thighs when he is finished

'jesus christ look at this mess I got cranberry wings'

by toynostalgiaman September 18, 2014

blue cranberry

something that isn't real

just as real as a blue cranberry!

by l8DrK January 15, 2023

Cranberry Snowball

Eating the mixture of cum and period blood out of a pussy.

I was with my girl the other night and had Cranberry Snowballs with her. Shit was nasty but hot

by RockyRilund February 7, 2025