Wanker's Cramp

The Most Deadly of British Diseases

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009

Period cramps

The pain caused by the contractions the uterus undergoes during the menstrual period.

Males- while you may get unexplained erections on occasion, it is not comparable to period cramps. Period cramps are an experience (that often feels like death itself) that many women suffer through for several days each month.
Keep this in mind for future endeavors.

While undergoing period cramps, Susan was unable to move from her bed because the pain she felt was debilitating.

by Mistlebone March 1, 2017

wank cramp

Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.

Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!

by Tink September 14, 2003

Leg Cramp

A sharp pain in your leg.

Mom, I have a leg cramp!

by ELD1990 April 30, 2010

Denim Cramp

When a male gets an erection while wearing jeans. Resulting in a painful experience in his nether region.

Oh man, did you see that chick? She was so hot i'm getting a denim cramp.

by Andy Dallaz February 3, 2012

dick suckers cramp

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013

crama

A portmanteau of the words "comedy" and "drama," referring to a movie, book, or television show that combines elements of both comedy and drama.

The popular Showtime show, Weeds, is an example of a crama.

by ryogo April 6, 2009