But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

The Calling

1 - A rock band
2 - A calling to your destiny

1 - none
2 - It was a calling from God, for me to become a priest/teacher/etc.

by _aerix December 21, 2004

calling spree

when a girl is horny and to satisfy themselves make a status on facebook telling evrybody to call them, when really they r going to put their phone on vibrate n then put it in between their legs and dnt answr the fone

female: (all alone) im horny i shud go ona calling spree

male: (on Facebook) ooo she sayd to call her n im bored so i guess i wil
Female: ( fone vibrates) OOO OOO OOO thank u

by ihopethisgetsaccepted753273 August 26, 2011

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013

Calling Aneta

Doing sth that brings no success / impossible to accomplish

- This Friday I have an exam with Professor Nowak. I have a feeling I will pass it.
- Passing? With Professor Nowak? You are calling Aneta.

by Kurvajo May 19, 2023

Cold-calling the cold-caller

When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.

Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?

Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.

Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.

by SouL Camera August 20, 2011