Cracked a fat

Commonly used Australian term, to obtain an erection. Can often be used as an insult in a comical sense.

Moff CRACKED A FAT!!!!!

by joe22 November 11, 2004

Cracked on The Sticks

An incredibly underrated controller player whose aim is so good and their flicks are so fast you would think they're on crack

Guy 1: Dang, this guy's pretty good at Fortnite!
Guy 2: Yeah, the young TTVer's cracked on The Sticks.

by TTV Underrated Controller GOD March 24, 2019

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023

cracked out

The spaced- out what the fuck is going on feelin you get the morning after a party where you've been rollin all night.

I am so cracked out... I don't know what to write here.

by Jenn July 25, 2003

Cracked the Apple

A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.

During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.

by Little Butch May 23, 2006

cracked adams

The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

by dangchicago April 17, 2009