A consistently recurring cough that appears only when a person smokes the chronic, or high-quality cannabis. The chronic cough sounds terrible, but is commonplace for the smoker.
Smoker 1: "Excuse me while I light my spliff."
Smoker 2: "Can I get in on that rotation?"
Smoker 1: "Sure, have a seat and and take a toke"
Smoker 2: (Smokes, coughs loudly and noticeably)
Smoker 1: "Are you OK? You sound like you're going to cough up a lung."
Smoker 2: (between coughs) "Oh yeah man, I've had the chronic cough for years."
Smoker 2: "Can I get in on that rotation?"
Smoker 1: "Sure, have a seat and and take a toke"
Smoker 2: (Smokes, coughs loudly and noticeably)
Smoker 1: "Are you OK? You sound like you're going to cough up a lung."
Smoker 2: (between coughs) "Oh yeah man, I've had the chronic cough for years."
by mileshigh June 08, 2009
by torres4323 October 17, 2009
The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.
"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."
by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 05, 2010
by White girl 10q January 16, 2017
queef.vaginal flatulence. a release of air from the vagina that usually occurs during or after sexual intercourse-sometimes while stretching, exercising etc. The sound is similar to a fart(from the anus) but it usually doesn't have a specific odor, like a fart does.
"I was totally fucking this chick and she had coochie cough!"
"I love exercising but I get nervous that I'm gonna coochie cough"
"I love exercising but I get nervous that I'm gonna coochie cough"
by snorris8509 March 07, 2009
spizz cough- (can be used as a noun or verb) when a bitch developes a cough from seamen sitting in her throat. A spizz cough can lead to sore throat, nausia, bad breath, or loss of appetite, if the case is severe enough. To cure a spizz cough, swallow whole piece of wheat bread, if that doesn't work, give up being a slut until symptoms pass. The word "spizz" combines the words "spit" and "jizz"
by whoooooooops December 12, 2009
when someone coughs on you, or when you're on the phone and someone coughs down the line, and then you start coughing. And then you have terrible back and pelvic pain. day two of having spicy cough results in explosive diarrhea.
by auggie_pp August 23, 2022