cosmic vaquera

A standing sex position in which the girl straddles the man, holding on with her knees and thighs on his hips, and her ankles resting on his thighs (not wrapped around). She may hold on with her arms around his neck, but the man should not have to hold on to anything, as she should balance on his standing figure the entire time.

Hello class. I am Mr. Russel, your substitute teacher. Mrs. Jensen will not be here today because she injured herself trying the cosmic vaquera last night.

by DarkMatterIII March 12, 2011

cosmic bully

person or persons that insults others from space. primarily from the cosmic space center. many cosmic bullies target those that do not believe in space, or 3-D, or artisan sandwiches.

that flanny j is a total cosmic bully.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Cosmarchist

1. Believes that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

2. Believes that a pantheon of several gods watches over and guides the fate of the universe.
3. Actively promotes the view that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

He's a Cosmarchist, he believes the universe was created in billions of years by an interstellar, inter-dimensional entity, rather than in seven days with mud, talking snakes and rib woman.

Cosmarchists don't just have one god watching over you, they several watching over you; and guiding your fate.
I'm cosmarchist, have you heard the good news? There is a entity who offers you a path to enlightenment for acting like a human being.

by c88ryahthere July 18, 2012

cosmic latte

the color of the whole universe

dude a: "hey man, what color is the universe?'
dude b: "cosmic latte, son."

by karasaiser November 27, 2013

Comcastard

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

by Senecan May 3, 2014

Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.

Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.

by BroUniverse July 22, 2014

cosmarchy

Rulership over the entire world, with or by the devil.

He planed to impose his cosmarchy to the world.

by wildL July 16, 2016