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confusion

Data income exceeds processing speed
Steve: @_@???@_@*is confused*
Mike: Slow down and take it easy that will stop the confusion.
by Darth Fureon December 28, 2005
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confusinger

that is confusinger.
by chimpanzee March 3, 2008
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confusionist

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
by Mel =] May 27, 2008
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Centurion

As other have said "100 Shots of Beer in 100 Minutes".

But another rule is, if you accept the challenge, then dont complete centurion - the winning player gets to Slap each non competing challenger as hard as they can.
Dave: "I just got this sweet centurion timer for my iPhone!"
Sam: "Sweet!, lets get fucked up!"
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Collusion

when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it's wrong so you lie about it ever happening
"The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump"
This collusion would really help your dad get elected!

"Thanks Rob I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Could we do a call first thing next week when I am back?"
I am so excited for this collusion! My dad will be so pleased!

* meeting occurs *

"Did I meet with people that were Russian? I’m sure, I’m sure I did, but none that were set up. None that I can think of at the moment. And certainly none that I was representing the campaign in any way, shape or form."
I never colluded with Russia!
by kydney stone July 27, 2017
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collusionpallooza

The act of two or more friends playing at the same poker table and/or tournament while feeding each other information. Specifically in online play.
Hey cowboy, what do you say Sunday afternoon we do a little collusionpallooza on a No Limit Hold Em' table and make a few dollars?
by SoonerColluder September 11, 2010
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Collusionthree

Collusionthree
Collusionthree: When three or more persons conspired to commit treason against their Country with the help of another sovereign government, or citizens of another sovereign thereof. The means of such Collusionthree could be through an arm struggle, terrorism, digital hacking, electoral interference through digital warfare, media fake news, social networking sites, ect.
by Art Is Skin Deep July 30, 2018
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