condom

The greatest invention. Ever.

I used a condom with him last night, so now I'm not going to have a baby or get a STI

by qtturtle49 August 17, 2006

Condom Song

After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.

Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!

Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.

Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.

by RJB555 January 18, 2011

Dick-Skin Condom

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

by The Interrupter February 1, 2010

Concordia

Anglophone university in montreal, qc. The student body is comprised almost entirely of students who were rejected from mcgill university.

What do a McGill student and a Concordia student have in common?

They both applied to McGill.

by martlet October 19, 2009

condom

If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong

that condom is my best friend

by prince May 13, 2005

Jerk Off Condom

An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.

Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?

Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.

Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.

by iandiablo April 1, 2011

condom

Something not likely to come in a family pack

Condom's don't come in family packs for a reason...

by Delmar April 9, 2006