Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009

unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.

My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 2, 2019

coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

crittercal condition

In dire straits due to rodent infestation.

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

Air conditioning

Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!

Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023