crittercal condition

In dire straits due to rodent infestation.

In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.

by QuacksO January 13, 2021

Race Condition

a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.

kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo

by wecu May 12, 2025

Meraz-Lerma Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys unbuttoned shirts and deep v-necks, and is obsessed with guitar strings.

Man that guys v is too deep I could see his chest hair. He definitely has the Meraz-Lerma Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019

condition white

A relaxed state of awareness wherein an attack would be completely unexpected, such as being asleep, or being IN one’s phone.

I was in Condition White, Facebooking, when that car hit me.

by Cmdr Fat Coyote October 22, 2017

equality of condition

1) The state of being between two or more objects being the same
2) The state of being between two or more people when given a circumstance each will have roughly the same knowledge and enough experience to make a rational decision.

The equality of condition between the 2 football teams made each a formidable opponent which then made for an amazing game which ultimately ended in a tie

by spyasher6 April 15, 2020

Behavioral Conditioning

When you continue to do that same thing right or wrong over & over it is behavioral conditioning.

Looks like he's at it again?!
If he keeps that effort up, it will lead to behavioral conditioning for him.

Johnny Black III
Black Sensai

by Black Sensai December 20, 2024

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015