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reverse colonization

The concept of Native peoples taking back their land and antiquities. This is pretty much in retaliation for all the things White people did to them.
"What the fuck? I went to sleep and came outside and there were a hundred fucking tipis everywhere!!"

"Reverse colonization, man. It's a real problem"
by 1FalconPunch November 25, 2009
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colon cookie

This colon cookie is done, where's the john?
by the one time poster August 4, 2009
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Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
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Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!
I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."
by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011
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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
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Colon Magma

Just as the phrase implies. A giant oozing, animal of a dump.
"Hey Frank, I just painted a bus with my colon magma. Come look!"
by Marquis70 April 28, 2008
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Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
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