A specific subdivision of white fever or other racial fetishes. They don't just want ANY person of that race, even if they're objectively better looking, they only and exclusively want someone from the exact same countries that oppressed their ancestors. It's like a kind of sexual revenge. This is most common with Indian women after English D or Jewish women who crave Germans. It's a very Stamp on me Daddy kinda creepy. Verify a woman with a fetish doesn't have this. She might just be using you for your sperm and expecting you to foot the bills, unlike all the IVF costs of using a proper sperm bank, which her family would never allow to save face.
"Our third cousin Sangita got married last week."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."
"To who?"
"Some bland, chubby, short white guy, according to her socials."
"Ew, why?"
"Colonial fetish, she insisted he must be English according to family."
"That's gonna end badly."
"Yeah, she probably needs some therapy."
"Why did he marry her?"
"He thinks he can rescue her, from her own culture. She called our men abusive."
"That's definitely gonna end badly. Our men aren't like, terrible, she's just too picky."
"Doesn't every colonial fetish end badly?"
"True. I give it a few years."
"Same. She just wants a kid out of him but he has no idea."
"Let's stay out of it."
"Agreed."
by paint88 June 30, 2024
Get the Colonial Fetishmug. by Emialiefhsdf August 16, 2017
Get the colonial powermug. Matt, do you love sushi?
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
The American food?
Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
by Pzrple October 3, 2023
Get the american colonialismmug. Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?
Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!
by Nickuhcrazy August 22, 2008
Get the Colonial Murderermug. A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016
Get the Carpet Colonymug.