Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.

Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.

by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010

Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.

Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.

by TittySmack September 4, 2016

Big Colonel

A reference to the sign at the KFC fast food restaurant.

Oi mate meet me at the Big Colonel to Square Up.

by BeanPlays January 31, 2017

Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

Emotional Colonic

Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.

When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.

Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.

Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.

Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.

by Mike109999 August 29, 2018

Reverse Colonel

The act of placing an empty KFC bucket on your partners head lubing them up with the grease from the bucket and viciously sexing them feom behind like a chicken with it’s head cut off. Then just as you cum screaming “that was finger lickin’ good”

Johnboy hit me with the reverse colonel again last night. I herbed AND spiced

by Cousindaddi July 6, 2022

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022