Pat Cohen

A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing

My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen

by AvalonLaxerPaceKingDBon December 15, 2024

Cohen

Gaelic translation to “sex demon” any one with this name is gifted with the largest genitalia and is able to have sex for very long periods of time, if your son is named Cohen they will be a lady magnet and a cum machine

Yeah, that Cohen has a massive shlong

by Coco_urban December 6, 2021

The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Cohen

A person with bigger balls than most

Person 1: My balls are big, but not as big as cohens

by BallOwner11 October 5, 2022

Matt Cohen

Matt Cohen (Best known for his role as Archangel Michael and young John Winchester) is quite literally the sexiest guy in existence. The worst part is he only gets hotter.

Crowley to Matt Cohen: You are guilty of... Being unbelievably sexy which I won't tolerate... Whoever you are.

by hidinginthecagewithluci April 13, 2020

Cohen

The most chadly baddass ever.

Girl one: “Who is that?”
Girl two: “That’s just Cohen, he’s awesome”

by Tonyzbosschadlyman February 28, 2022

tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016