cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

Joe Cocker

The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!

Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005

cackledrunk

when you are so drunk that you think you laugh normally but you actually cackle

There is always one cackledrunk girl at each party.

by ohhfiasco November 24, 2009

chockle

the sound made when one is deepthroating and gags on a cock.

that girl was a real cock chockler

by Mccgooglehan September 29, 2006

cockemamy

Silly or foolish.

Psh.. ask Penny, it was her cockemamy idea!!

by Bazinga~ September 25, 2010

cockend

A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.

"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."

by Chrisfu September 8, 2003

Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.

Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!

by Ingdal February 12, 2009