cooking by the book

you know you can't be lazy!
never use a messy recipe,
the cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a cake!

cooking by the book makes for a pretty cake!

by Angela(Senko) January 18, 2008

cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

by The Night Guardian April 8, 2015

Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

by The_Troop January 26, 2011

cockinblock

A medieval guillotine used to punish men for crimes. Commonly referred to as "the penis clever" and "the chop-a-cock"

Man 1: "I heard ethan was getting sent to the cockinblock"
Man 2: "May god have mercy on his soul."

by tj123 August 20, 2013

left one cooking

When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.

"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"

by 1Steve1027 January 14, 2009

Cooking pies

This is a common term used for meth cooks and dealers in the house of production. It is referring to the production of meth. Which comes out in layed form as a pie would.

Tyrone and I are cooking pies in the trap house.

by Tekkieeee April 10, 2015

jerk cooking

1. cooking meat over burning pimento wood
2. more commonly used to refer to spicy seasoned meat that has become a popular Jamaican food

Example: jerk chicken

by hizaguchi April 21, 2005