Shit Clock

a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. A millstone over your head in other words.

Shit-clock's ticking, Bubbs, for you, your shit-rats, and your shit-turd friends! The shit clock is diffidently ticking at my job, I think they will fire me on Monday.

by Nicklegit April 4, 2015

clock crew

noun; A group of flash artists that often use characters with clocks as faces in their animation. Their flash movies generally are found on Newgrounds.com. They are led by their king Strawberry Clock whom is famous for his great masterpiece "B". This single piece of art has been the inspiration for many members of Newgrounds to become clocks as well as a group of clock haters and Clock haters whom are dedicated to the destruction of Clock Crew. In the wake of the Clock Crew have been groups such as the Lock Leigon.

The Clock Crew has the viewers within their grasp.

by Redneck D February 22, 2004

Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.

by Sendion August 20, 2003

clocking out

To knock out. Hit the sheets. Go to sleep.

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"

by GoobyGoobs February 1, 2013

riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019

alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 11, 2017