Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

Clitoris

Does not exist.

Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?

by dizsy June 26, 2022

clitoris cartwheel

When your turned on so much that your clitoris is throbbing and feels like it’s Doing a cartwheel

Billy makes me so hot, he’s the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel

by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024

clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.

Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*

by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023

Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.

Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity

by Darien2010 July 22, 2021

Spewing clitoris

Female version of blue balls

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return

by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022