rusty cleveland

Taking a fat dump right before you take a dick up the ass.

Larry told me tonight he wants to try anal , so I had to squeeze in a rusty cleveland before he got here.

by rusty cleveland February 19, 2018

Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day

Unofficial holiday falling on or near the first of August celebrating the life and achievements of US President Grover Cleveland. Traditional celebrations include the drinking of beer (especially home-brewed), the playing of baseball and/or cornhole, and a potluck dinner.

Dang, Tim. Isn't it about time for Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day?
Why yes, Jeremy. We need to get brewing!

by Pete9870987 August 3, 2018

It's colder in Cleveland

An expression used as a replacement for "It could be worse".

Kenneth: God this day blows

Adrein: Well, it's colder in cleveland.

by Magna481 February 14, 2010

Cleveland Harvest

The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.

Lord Goader opened up his brown eye and released a burly length onto little eugene, ploughed it into his balls and then planted some seeds in the choad valley ready for the cleveland harvest.

by Dave Swooner March 11, 2008

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010