cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

Green tea Santa Claus

A white-ass Boyfriend That has a girlfriend that forces him to be vegan

One of my friends is a green tea Santa Claus

by Keona McCnugget March 8, 2019

caustic euphemism

A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.

So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...

by YAWA August 18, 2019

Claustrophobia

Fear of Santa Claus

Little Harry took one look at the bleary eyed old geezer with a white beard and did a runner. It was a bad case of traumatic claustrophobia.

by CantorJohn November 17, 2010

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.

Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...

by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008

Cluster Text

When someone sends you multiple few word text messages in succession.

Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.

Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter

Ronnie doesn't realize how annoying and confusing it is when he CLUSTER TEXTS people.

by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011