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certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023
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Greasy Clapper

Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.
The Dman passed the puck over to the winger for a greasy clapper from the circle.
by Hockey junky May 17, 2018
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ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it
Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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Turd Clapper

Being a Shit-bag to the extent that you are like a turd that makes your ass cheeks clap as it exits the butt-hole.

Someone who claps turds.
Jimmy is such a turd clapper in class.
by Alpha Fire Wolf September 17, 2023
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Clappers

when a girl puts her hand on her knees and shakes her ass so vigorously in front of a guy. normally done at; (parties, kickbacks, concerts, and etc)
Damn, Tyga got clappers at the party yesterday!

Issac gets no clappers, he's such a weirdo.
by KingSlay October 24, 2018
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certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.
That game i just played is a certified ass clapper
by anonymous December 2, 2023
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Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger
That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper
by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023
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