a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper
by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023
Get the certified ass clappermug. Essentially a wicked slapshot in hockey. When a player takes a one timer, heavy slapshot towards the goalie.
by Hockey junky May 17, 2018
Get the Greasy Clappermug. A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.
Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.
Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.
Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.
Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?
Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper
by Jemima True January 26, 2021
Get the Thursday Clappermug. by Baking with bitches September 4, 2023
Get the Cheek clapper Kenmug. by anonymous April 9, 2022
Get the ass clapper 9000mug. Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly
by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025
Get the Cranberry clappermug. by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 15, 2018
Get the Kole is a big clappermug.