She buggin', I'm clubbin'

A phrase to use when your significant other is being extremely annoying, a bitch, or bugging on the daily. It's great for any situation in which your significant other's actions are sub par to how you'd want to be treated. It's all about empowerment and making the user of the phrase feel strong and that they have the power to tear up some serious shit at the club.

Daquan: "Bro, my girl has been nagging me none stop lately."
Jim: "I'm sorry, man. That sucks."
Daquan: "It's cool. If she buggin', I'm clubbin'."

by Coobieboobie January 19, 2018

Clubbing Baby Seals

The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't

John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"

by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010

Clubbing the seal

Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."

Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.

by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011

clubbing

1. Jarin meaning "visit several clubs"
2. Slang for masturbating or Pleasuring oneself
Clubbing the Seal
Spanking the Monkey
Cocking the Gun
Waxing the Rod

1. Dude Lets go Clubbing Tonight!
2. Shit, My mom walked in on me when i was clubbing the seal in my bedroom!!

by Malice September 6, 2003

breakfast clubbing

Going out with someone outside your social circle.

i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo!

by lovely lex November 15, 2007

Cubbing

The act of a wet rolled up denim jacket, coming out of your ass and you have to House it for 6 1/2 days.

“Jenny bring the marbles I just had a real good cubbing”

by Th3_huntsman February 28, 2018

chubbina

a chubby vagina, most of the time nasty and uncalled for.

Kristie Alley has a meaty chubbina.

by Curtis Hilton and Dan Gurney October 25, 2005