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Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...
Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-
by Joel Mendoza October 26, 2007
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Ah Christ...

What someone says when they're either annoyed, bored, or frustrated.
1) (Mom enters son's bedroom and starts screaming) Mom: "I told you to do the dishes! Now get off that computer and do them!
Son: Ah Christ...

2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...

2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
by Misty117 June 16, 2011
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Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .
That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !
by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015
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heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.
“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”
by shigurefucker December 11, 2021
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Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.
Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!
by Zachk114 August 11, 2018
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Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.
Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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What the Christ

It means What the F*ck or What the Hell in a softer language. You can say this with What the jesus
"I broke my arm"
"What the Christ!"
by NonGMORice April 20, 2018
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