Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

by Joel Mendoza October 26, 2007

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

crown of christ

Crown of Christ is a growing discord nation that is Christian and based that is against the modern agenda.As of now they are only 46 members strong but with a little more advertising they might rise to be the next best discord nation with there love for god

Guy1: crown of Christ would beat alexcía in a war.
Guy2:let’s hope!

by Friendfrom1899 May 11, 2021

Cheezus christ

its like Jesus Christ but no , you add cheese instead of Jesus . You use this word around people you hate when they annoy you and won't shut up or if your pizza really cheesy. A lot of people won't know this word .

That hoe won't shut up ! CHEEZUS CHRIST !

*opens pizza box* CHEEZUS Christ LOML !

by Pizzalover805 June 10, 2015

heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

by shigurefucker December 11, 2021

Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.

Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.

Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!

by Zachk114 August 11, 2018