Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

by Joel Mendoza October 11, 2007

Christ in hell

Christ in hell , a word used to describe a high level of anger or fustration

Guy 1: oh Christ that dogs shit on your lawn again

Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting

by Hello you old June 29, 2020

jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 22, 2020

heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

by shigurefucker December 12, 2021

Cheez-it Christ

A humorous way of saying Jesus Christ

“Cheez-it christ, that was horrifying!”

by ArtisticIdiot April 27, 2023

christ cookie

Holy eucharist

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.

by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 20, 2017

Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.

Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!

by ME.💀 March 28, 2023