Fake Chowder

When you pretend like your eating a girl out by smacking your lips, while fingering her clirt. WARNING ONLY DONE IF PUSSY IS SMELLY

"One time Grace caught me giving her fake chowder it was not good" - Fred (Hall Pass)

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by theconquerer101 March 7, 2011

Alabama Clam Chowder

After ejaculating in a yeast infected vagina, the man puts her legs behind her head and then spoon feeds her the soupy chowder that fills her clam.

Your mom makes the best Alabama Clam Chowder.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Chowder Hips

Hips that are very lumpy, due to cellulite.

Damn baby, you got some chowder hips.

by Yumbo October 13, 2010

Whore Chowder

A vagina that has recently been ejaculated in.

"Yeah man, her whore chowder was dripping down her leg"

by Joe Clamtastic August 17, 2012

crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013

love chowder

The tasty soup brewed in the crotches of lonely New England housewives.

Mrs. Jones was nice enough to reward me for services done with a savory helping of love chowder.

by Swole jnk79 November 14, 2014

Man Chowder

A helping of cum, comparing the white chunky viscosity of a fresh homemade clam chowder to the chunky white texture of one's sperm.

Mark- I filled that girl's mouth with about 2 pints of my hot man chowder
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.

Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.

by GM123 January 27, 2017