I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.
by stripeypajamas September 25, 2016
This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Out for beers after a round of golf.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
by DaTruth33 February 22, 2014
by jimminypaul May 14, 2004
A wire coat hanger crafted in a manner to allow the "chopping" of turds which are too large to be flushed down the drain.
by Daddy's home August 15, 2009
by Giantsandpiper May 02, 2011
This is when someone is hovering over the toilet taking a healthy one and it comes out like tasty freeze ice cream.
by crickity April 01, 2010
The act of a full blooded italian pulling ones penis out of ones pants and whipping it around like an apache helicopter while yelling whopper chopper.
by big Jash June 19, 2008