choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?

by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018

gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.

"Here comes a gila choke!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

force choke

A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.

From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*

by JediSnoodMaster October 28, 2010

cock choke

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

choking victim

-punk/ska band from NYC.

-started Crack Rocksteady

-now known as Leftover Crack

"we have no rights, we have no future.
no reasons why, just born to die"
-choking victim

by Aaron July 28, 2003

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.
2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?
Brom: YOUR MOM!
Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Linus: I dunno.
Avery: To get to the other side!
Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife9 August 27, 2009

choke point

a place where activity or passage cannot continue, such as a bottleneck in the road

The very last day was the day when my group hit a choke point.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2010