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Chode

Have you seen that Simon Williams, what a chode
by Dixie McCluskey September 2, 2019
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it's length.
"I bet mans gotta chode"
by Seb the skater April 28, 2020
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
by Gaushdjjdf July 11, 2019
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Chode

Male genitalia particularly of wide diameter and shortness in length that inhibits most sexual activities. Males who possess a chode may be subject to embarrassment from other people. The term chode is often used in common good-natured banter.
"Joe Rogan has a small chode."
by Hollering Holocaust December 28, 2019
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Chode

A penis that is wider in diameter than it is long. Also used as an insult.
James was such a chode for being afraid of raisins
by AJMx March 2, 2021
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Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016
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Chode

A penis that when you look at it, you will be incapacitated at its sheet girth. The length is small at best, however if your name is Conner, Scott, Conrad, or any other variation of the name you have not only a chode, but a micro penis
Gabby Stone Rhino loves being pounded by Conners girthy chode.
by Hairy rhino chode December 14, 2020
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