choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.

man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.

by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008

Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.

Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?

by OReilly March 20, 2008

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 19, 2009

choad lover

Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.

Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.

Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 05, 2013

dough choad

A douchebag or tool with a lot of money who tends to be popular with the ladies for just that reason.

Some dough choad was at the club last night throwing money around and stealing all the action.

by Fancypants2 November 27, 2008

choad rocket

The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch

Yo dawg did you hear Jaboris released his choad rocket on his side ting!

by Twas the night before nigmas March 05, 2019

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 13, 2009