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Dick cheese

A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore
by Mr.toiletshit June 12, 2022
mugGet the Dick cheesemug.

Blue Cheese Dick

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.
by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019
mugGet the Blue Cheese Dickmug.

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
mugGet the Philly Dick Cheesemug.

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese
oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”
by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019
mugGet the dick cheesemug.

cheese dick

thick, white to yellowish-white(, maybe even green or brown if ur nasty) substance that is formed under the foreskin of uncut men, i’d you have cheese dick it means ur fucking nasty
Mario: this girl was sucking my meat and she gagged bru

Jose: ew you got cheese dick
by I3avier August 17, 2023
mugGet the cheese dickmug.

dick cheese

semen that has been left to undergo fermentation on a dick. please for the sake of everyone. WASH YO PICKLE
girl 1: i was gonna give him head but then...
girl 2: oh no...dont tell me....
girl 1: *sniffs* t-there was...
girl 2: NO ! no dont say it
girl 1: d-dick cheese
by comeoverwhenyouresober March 19, 2022
mugGet the dick cheesemug.

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