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cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.
J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.
by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014
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loaded cart

When a person passes cum out of their ass during a fart.
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl June 22, 2016
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Cart Bomb

To surreptitiously drop random products in a fellow shoppers cart at the supermarket. Only to be done if said shopper is obliviously leaving their cart unattended and blocking an aisle.
I just did a Triple Crown of a Cart Bomb! I dropped three feminine hygiene products in that guys' cart that was blocking three aisles!
by longrider700 January 14, 2015
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cart coma

A state of extreme sleepiness experienced after eating lunch at one of New York's fine street food carts.
Coworker1: What's wrong with John, did he eat chicken and rice again?
Coworker2: Yep. Cart coma. Better get him a Red Bull if you expect him to get any work done.
by shaktimaan July 7, 2010
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Carb Cart

A breakfast vendor in a street cart who sells coffee and high carbohydrate foods like bagels, muffins, and donuts.
"I got up late this morning so I had to get breakfast at the carb cart."

Atticus: "I'm going down to the carb cart, do you want anything"
Scout: "Yeah, grab me a raisin bagel with butter."
by BAMstutz March 15, 2011
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nacho cart

When u want to be boned (Fucked). Announcing it to the public to let them know u wanna fuck. Or to the person you wanna fuck.
Ex. Bae can u please meet me at the "nacho cart".

Shit I wish he would meet me at the nacho cart, sheesh he so fine.
by jalacia April 16, 2015
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carte blanc

term to describe the short-term separation of a set of lovers. when 'carte blanc' is called by either person, both of the people in the relationship are free to do whatever, and more so whoever, they wish. it is different from 'talking time off' or a separation, break-up, etc... in that the possibility of negative consequences are slim.
My girlfriend called carte blanc this week, so I can have fun fucking whoever I want, and she will do the same.
by touchmystone June 24, 2009
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