crackerbate

A white man jerking off to a photoshopped picture of another white mans head on a hot chicks body.

I can't help but to crackerbate to that pic of Brad Pitts head on Megan fox's body.

by george jetson the first June 15, 2010

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

Cracker

A small crispy thing (usually of the square shape) that is a vehicle for salt and your choice of assorted herbs.

He ate a cracker that had salt and basil in it.

by Bluemonster2112 October 14, 2013

santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

by my bed is special October 15, 2008

cracker

A really great band! Led by singer/guitarist David Lowery.

Cracker does songs such as Eurotrash Girl, Low, and One Fine Day.

by ashasdjkkjaakakk September 25, 2007

cracker with beans

A name for a person of half mexican and half white descent.

James: Yo Senor Sullivan your a cracker with beans just like me!

Senor Sullivan: Go to the office and write me a paper of what a cracker with beans is

James: shit..

by James Meyerhoff January 27, 2009

Cracker sweat

n. the trail of crumbs fat people tend to leave behind, even if they are not eating.

Person 1: Why are all these crumbs all over my bed?
Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry, that's just my cracker sweat.
Person 1: But we've never eaten in this bed, it's new!
Person 2: Yeah. I know. Cracker sweat, what can ya do?

by Deemon75 January 19, 2011