Courtesy Cardboard

Used during a devil's threeway, to prevent the male's genitalia from touching during double penetration, dp. This can be cardboard, linoleum, magazines, or even a newspaper.

Bro 1: Man we should totally dp that skank
Bro 2: Aww shit, I knew I should have brought some courtesy cardboard..
Bro 1: Already ahead of you *reveals a few sheets of butchers paper*

by breaking girls cunts August 14, 2012

Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe March 8, 2011

Cardboard Throne

Whenever some is acting like a king/boss of someone or others with no reason or right of the ownership of their power. Cardboard since it has no meaning and just a fake version of its original state.

Guy 1: Dude why are we always forced to follow his rules?!
Guy 2: Thats it. It's time to show him that his "Cardboard Throne" means nothing.

by AgentReaps January 25, 2023

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Cardboard Muncher

An individual that consumes cardboard on a daily basis solely for the purpose of filling their dietry and nutritional needs. Normally someone who can not afford to buy anything of real sustinence.

Josh John went to Greggs and bought some chicken goujons (well, well, well), instead he deciced to eat the box, what a cardboard muncher.

by shekinahleng January 5, 2024

Taste like cardboard

Stiffness in texture or taste “appetite left” .

It's a comparison. They're not saying it is literally inedible, they're saying it tastes similar to something inedible

Her “Pussy taste like Cardboard “..

Them taste testers taste like cardboard 🤢🤮

by Dcmarylandvirginia December 31, 2022

Cardboard Wheel

Frozen pizza

Tombstone makes the best cardboard wheel

by 1969VWbug August 23, 2023