Charbage

Charger-Garbage i.e. stickers , flags, jerseys ect.
that charger fans use to "support" there team when they are doing well. then ends up in the trash when Nate Kadeing shanks 3 FGs at home to loose in the playoffs...AGAIN

Look at all these cars they are filled with Charbage... what a disgrace.

by Cmack79 November 21, 2010

Carrbage

A Carrbage is a member of the Female species, she is known for her outstanding laugh and red face. She is undoubtably ginger and ahs an ability to get on with any one. Do not be fooled how ever because a Carrbage when insulted, can swing back round and slap you in the face. She is loyal and loves everyone she can. She, to her close group of friends, is as open as a toilet; and Fangirls over any type of man she finds fit. She likes to eat and is like a big cuddly polerbear. And we all love her. <3

K- Hey, do you see that girl overthere?
J-Yer.
R-She's a Carrbage.

by Iampartofthecarrbageclan October 6, 2013

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015

Cabbage Senpai

Cabbage but senapi and hot af 🥵

Omg cabbage senpai so sexy

by Depizzaman May 2, 2022

getting cabbaged

being tormented in your own home by a cabbage or similarly smelly object left in a hidden place by a visitor ALSO having your residence overpowered by the stench of your neighbors' cooking of malodorous foods

Friend: "Should we go back to your place to play cards?"
Victim: "Nah. I was getting cabbaged there this morning, so let's just go to the bar."

by uncleburton January 24, 2012

Double cabbage

The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.

"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."

"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"

by The cumander general January 1, 2013

Foot Cabbage

An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.

Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".

*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.

Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...

Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...

by Nickliss001 December 2, 2013