European Capital of Gun Crime

Manchester UK, a dirty decaying mill town in the north west of England inhabited by guncunians - famous for having a higher level of violent crime and shootings than Basra, Iraq!

I am a guncunian and proud of the fact that Manchester is the European Capital of Gun Crime!

by Richard Leese March 2, 2009

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capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.

I'm afraid to capital touch my date.

by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015

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Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."

In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."

by MaxwellX August 1, 2010

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Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.

"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”

by Reluctant Adult November 3, 2019

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