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Canadian Drive-thru

A situation in which a fallible action is easily forgiven. Rooted from the idea that in Canada when someone messes up on your order there's no problem between the customer and the server.
Dude, you shouldn't be drinking and driving; that's no Canadian Drive-thru.
by Herfinangle May 31, 2007
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Canadian passport

The mullet haircut. Known by many other names such as the "short-long," "ape cape," and "the Longueuil."
Stew's Canadian passport is almost a skullet.
by Filthy Boss December 9, 2007
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Canadian History

A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.
Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....

Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....
by wangstank February 5, 2010
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Canadian

Can you believe that we hired our first Canadian??!!!??
by Nasty Dave May 9, 2019
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Canadian Uppercut

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.
by Dogtooth Crew June 1, 2019
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Canadianized

To act as as a Canadian would, to adhere to Canadian customs and traditions, to have become Canadian by way of your actions. Canadians are seen as intelligent, peacekeeping, liberal potheads who love Hockey Night in Canada and have the balls to disagree publicly with American policies.
Maria: Have you checked out Pablo lately?
Lorena: No, Why?
Maria: He's become so Canadianized. He smokes BC Hydro, drinks beer and plays hockey instead of soccer. He no longer has chicharron with his breakfast, instead he eats bacon.
Lorena: Oh yeah. I heard he's changing his name to Paul
by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005
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Canadian Armed Forces

Canadian Armed Forces have some of the best overall trained soldiers in the world. They do not have much in the way of money or equipment, but our soldiers are on average smarter and stronger then the average soldier from many other countries. They think for themselves, and commanders at all levels encourage and respect this, just so long as the job is finished.
In a recent military competition at the US Westpoint Military Acadamy, 2 British, 1 Canadian, and around 40 American teams competed. Canada took first for the second year in a row, and the British took 3rd and 4th. The Canadian Armed Forces also have the best snipers in the world.
by Ben Angle May 22, 2006
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