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camel cake

Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.

Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."

"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"

"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"
by Rahtedpumpclart May 21, 2012
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camel unfiltered

An extremely strong cigarette made by the "Camel" brand. These particular cigarettes have no filters in them, hence the name.
I smoke 4 packs of Camel unfiltered cigarettes a day to help keep me strong.
by signull July 8, 2006
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Camel cash

Noun refering to the small pieces of paper glued to the back of Camel cigarette packs. Saved and raded in to recieve 'free' things, unless you count the fact that you bought 20,000 packs of cigs to do it.
The useless pieces of paper covering the backseat floor of my car.
by Richard 'Dick' Nixon August 14, 2004
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Camel Wides

Wide Gauge cigarettes. MMm turkish mmm.
by Iron Man August 7, 2003
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Camel Roast

A full front to back camel toe, usually found on larger women due to the increased fat around the genitals. Looks similar to the string wrapped around a beef roast.
Guy 1 - "Man have you seen Courtney today, she's rockin the Camel Roast"
Guy 2 - "Dude... Gross"
Guy 1 - "Ah-hah
by WebMazter August 25, 2011
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The flying camel

9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and
you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself
without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and
let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

(borrowed from the rolodex of love)
Man, I thought she would have been down with the flying camel, but she left after it freaked her out.
by Mark H December 4, 2003
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camel toes

the way it looks when a woman has her jeans pulled up tight into her pussy.
by kevin davis February 3, 2004
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