calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person

ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage

by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018

Calling You Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.

by collinka October 30, 2021

Calling my Paddy

To give a one round notice or to signal that you’ll play one more game. Originating from Patrick Stewart’s promise to give James Corden “One More” before he died on stage back in 2010.

Alright lads, this has been fun but I’m calling my Paddy

by Primaries101 November 18, 2022

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.

My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.

by BeastRunner December 13, 2021

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009