cacotto

very liquid and fast pooping.

Bro can you go out today? No, bro, I have cacotto

by SickDenn March 24, 2020

calcufuckor

A calculator when used as dildo

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

cacosh

The art of dropping a deuce (taking a shit) at random public bathrooms; Sometimes known as landmarking, pinching a loaf, or a Fuck Vic.

Tommy dropped a big CACOSH at the Home Depot, and yelled out Fuck Vic!

by Conquered the temple April 23, 2022

Calcified

The condition one develops from drinking unfiltered tap water. It is used to imply that someone blindly trusts governments and corporations, and is an idiot.

Soyjak: “Hey did you see Biden’s address reassuring everyone that banks are safe?”
Chad: “You’re calcified.”

by iF_Warrcoww March 15, 2023

hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.

Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.

by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018

i'll calc you later

i'll calc you later is a saying you would use if you want to say goodbye to a scrumptious boy (that cutie with the hot jump serve in volleyball). Basically if you are dating someone (your bae obviously)it is a non-cringey way to say i'll see you later while being smart, hip and cool! I'll calc you later ;)

1.Hey Jake, i'll calc you later! ;)
2.Number 1 is so cute I want to calc you later

by #1@strathmorehasaniceapproach December 10, 2018

Cacow

noun- an exclamation that an event, action or thing is enjoyable to the point of sexual arousal. A response to good news.

"I won the Lottery. Cacow!"

"You are not the father, cacow."

by Winston of Latveria July 30, 2009