calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

Calmquit

1. Similar to a ragequit, when someone quits an online match in a fighting game or first-person shooter out of fury of losing, with the primary difference being in having a relatively relaxed disposition upon quitting. Calmquitting can be caused by things other than a lack of skill, such as a busy schedule or simple apathy.
2. A ragequit where the ragequitter was not audibly or visually angered to the point where you wonder if the online connection was simply disconnected.

I could've won, but I realized I was gonna be late to work, so I had to calmquit.

by Come at me, shitlords July 22, 2014

Calm Flex

A common NYC term used for when a person shows off or stunts but in a humble or modest way.

“Bro you just copped the new Bentley!?”
“Chill bro, no big deal, just a calm flex”

by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019

Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

/OR
When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

/OR
When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

Calmdem

Refers to an individual or a group of individuals that are relaxed or rather a one word answer in place of "calm innit"

"What you saying fam?"
"Calmdem g"

by Roadboy2132 August 27, 2020

Jeanne Calment

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.

Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
Tim: Who now?
Suzy: Only the oldest human to ever exist, that 90% of population don’t know.

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

calm your ballz

The act of calming down after getting very quickly angry.

-"WTF you just hit my car!"
-"calm your ballz dude, it was an accident."

by hurkenator July 9, 2010