Cup and monkey

Post-sex cupping your hand down there to prevent spillage and walking - which resembles a monkey walk.

I had to cup and monkey

by K11f December 14, 2014

Cup Of Jesus

When you or someone need Jesus.

Looks like this is going to be a crazy day today I need a cup of Jesus

by Random Chick June 6, 2015

Cup and Tug

The art of "cup"ping an individuals buttock whilst simultaneously "tug"ging your member. Preferably whilst the individual in question is sleeping / passed out drunk.

Bill: Did you hear that Sarah got given the cup and tug by a random media owner last night? She was completely passed out drunk!

Chris: Yeah that was all kinds o' nasty!

by KingRatWeasel August 16, 2015

cup'o crack

A cup'o crack is a rather small cup of straight crack often used as a defense mechanism against enemy's when feared or you have to pee really bad.

"bro my gf wouldnt have to get out the bathroom when i had to pee so i cup'o cracked that bitch"

by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 9, 2017

cup of squirrel

Cup Of Squirrel is an all-girls cosplay group that started uploading on youtube in 2010. they focus mainly on anime in their comedy sketches. all members have assigned letters (like in death note )
Members:
Axis (A)
Dare (D)
Ember (E)
Guess (G)
Honor (H)
Rhyme (R)
Skill (S)
Time (T)
Yin (Y)

"did you see Cup Of Squirrels new video?"

by L is Kira February 1, 2018

cup of shield

AKA cuppa shield

A term used to say that 'fortnite' is not a fun game for them.
'cup of shield' came from the saying 'not my cuppa tea (cup of tea).

1:Do you play fortnite battle royale?
2:Nah, I don't like it.
1:Why not?
2:Ah mate, fortnite is just not my cup of shield.

by muntocunt0 February 26, 2019

Cup Dusting Method

you wanna cup your hand, and then you wanna dip your boys like in it a little bit, right. rub it around a little bit. run it up the left side, up the right side. little bit more then make to run it up your booty so you don't get swamp ass.

Person 1:I did the cup dusting method on my daughter.
Person 2: cool man

by fartbagmcdonalds January 7, 2022