cognacious

The feeling you get when you are either high on sugar or lacking sleep, your mind being semi-stable as well as your body.

The boys spent all day eating half-year old easter candy, promptly feeling cognacious, walking in circles and pointing at random objects.

by firegirl July 7, 2004

Conivious

The mix of conniving and devious.

Commonly used to describe women who like to scheme.

"Haha! You are such a conivious clam!"

"Well...If she isn't treating her bf right. Someone else will!"
"No shit sherlock..."

by PumpkinClam October 22, 2011

Conspicious

Seeming to be very favourable towards a violation of good taste. A combination of auspicious and conspicuous.

I would like to thank everyone here for presenting me with this award on this most conspicious of occasions. If only you were all half again as intelligent as I believe you to be, you might be able to appreciate a word of what I'm saying. Excuse me while I drop my pants.


Going to the park today would be very conspicious indeed. I hear there will be many young women there. Bring the water cannon and loofas.

by Melaketh July 13, 2004

consciousness

A disease curable by large amounts of alcohol.

Jack Daniels, M.D. will fix that consciousness problem right away.

by 5iver March 7, 2009

consciousness

The lower mental awareness of reality and one's self where information is recieved through physical recepticles and processed for your subconciousness by one's physical brain.

" Jimmy realized that his very consciousness was awakening to new ideas. "

by Joey Murray September 29, 2005

[holding consciousness]

knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions

Gary is holding consciousness for the Sunday service. We prepare the sanctuary before congregants arrive by holding consciousness.

by G Hlstd January 6, 2009

codacious

extremely large; huge; mammoth.

Ned screamed when she saw a codacious cockroach.

by ALPWeddings June 8, 2007