conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

conditions

the surrounding conditions that define the state and level of life, such as social class, economical value, etc.

Yahaya Abdulahi (poor village man): "these conditions are terrible"
Michael: "Yes they are terrible"
Bill: "Shut the fuck up"

by new_jersey_event_conditions January 19, 2022

Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.

My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 2, 2019

unbareable conditions

Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.

Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!

by QuacksO November 3, 2022

Air Conditioned Gypsy

An Air Conditioned Gypsy is one of five members of a Manchester, New Hampshire rock band. Established in 1989, the band consisted of four musicians and a drummer. The band rocked shows at local venues all throughout New England and frequently leaving a curse on multiple clubs in Boston, Massachusetts that caused those establishments to shutter shortly after performing there. The band reached its pinnacle during their Summer Tour 94. It was all down hill after that.

"Hey, Who's that cool guy over there playing at Hal's summer party?" "Oh he's an Air Conditioned Gypsy." "Cool..."

by Real_Shades November 13, 2018

Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009